Can't help myself. In a humongous line at Michael's when the couple in front of me, noting that I had only one item, invited me to go ahead of them and their full cart. HE: Please. Go ahead! ME: Oh, thanks. But, I'm fine. SHE: No, it's fine. Really. ME: You sure? HE: Absolutely! ME: Thanks! (Then, yelling to my wife - who wasn't really there...) ME: Honey! Hurry! And bring the carts!