Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Can't help myself. In a humongous line at Michael's when the couple in front of me, noting that I had only one item, invited me to go ahead of them and their full cart.
HE: Please. Go ahead!
ME: Oh, thanks. But, I'm fine.
SHE: No, it's fine. Really.
ME: You sure?
HE: Absolutely!
ME: Thanks!
(Then, yelling to my wife - who wasn't really there...)
ME: Honey! Hurry! And bring the carts!

I live for Guerilla Theater!

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